A loser that gets bullied by everyone that he owns. Gets butt raped by every boy he meets. Loses fathers every year.
Alex is a loser
by Bitchbro November 17, 2018
Get the Alexmug. A man who is desperate for greek womens toes and contemplates him suckling on their velumptious nails. He is also a known farmer of small teams such as Collingwood and Boroondara. His favourite thing to do is to be close to Max De Souza. He especially likes when Max calls him his little pre npl king. They also regularly flick each others nipples in a sexual act. His favourite excirsize is jawline excersizes which he regularly flashes to greek girls. He runs Mount Waverely and is king of the canteen his favourite meal is a chocolate cookie.
by gigachadmale123 August 20, 2023
Get the Alex Lomutomug. A young whexican girl who loves dancing, singing, and listening to despacito. She's overall a nice, cringey, pretty individual who likes music.
by Mexican_Man. October 11, 2019
Get the Alexmug. an amazing boy with a good personality who’s really funny who has dirty blonde hair that was pink at one point and he has pretty blue eyes and he’s sweet when he’s mentally stable
by g0thz0mb1e666 March 22, 2022
Get the alexmug. alex is the name of a straight asshole who acted like he was interested in you, but really was not and was playing you the entire time. he’ll leave you high and dry as though you weren’t both friends, and he didn’t talk to you in the wee hours of the morning. (it’s me, i’m you) .
by blackiewithafatty March 8, 2023
Get the Alexmug. It’s funny he isn’t even an actual painter. He also likes to smell a lot of baby powder because it reminds him of his girl friend. He actually owns half Uzbekistan and this means that he can gauck like never before. Pay respect to this fine specimen and thank him for his service.
by Rum diddily dum dum March 28, 2023
Get the Alex paintermug. by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 7, 2022
Get the Alex Salmonmug.