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Urban dictionary standards 

1. something managed primarily by urban dictionary editors, not really any set of policy.

2. Something that maybe once existed, but now have been radically reduced judging that the likes of suicide wank and badly wrapped kebab exist, it seems as if their quality standards may have gone from "Useful and necessary controversial contributions" to "lol sex".

3. synonym for inexistence

4. something that produces a large quantity of clever yet utterly useless definitions, such as this one
My definition of boner garage is totally gonna go down well with those urban dictionary editors, it's up to the urban dictionary standards.

My definition of antidisestablishmentarianism was denied in place of a contribution about eminem's wang. #urbandictionarystandards

Hah, you have a girlfriend like urban dictionary standards exist.

My definition is totally going to pass urban dictionary standards, because it's clever.
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Urban Dictionary dueling

When two Urban Dictionary contributors submit entries simultaneously, and each (acting as editor) rejects the other's definition. Then both tweak their entries and resubmit, only to reject each other once again; the struggle may continue like this for hours, or even days. Whoever gets their definition accepted first wins.
I've been Urban Dictionary dueling this Australian twat for the past six hours.

Urban Dictionary Famous 

When your 15 minutes of fame is solely from a reference to you in an Urban Dictionary definition.
Sally: Our bartender Justin is so fly.

Jim: No he ain't Sally. He's just Urban Dictionary Famous because he created the recipe for a B58 shot.

Urban Dictionary.com 

A website that aliens use to figure out how the human language works.
Alien 1: Thanks to Urban Dictionary.com, I now know what thot means.
Alien 2: Fascinating. It's getting easier and easier for us to communicate with the humans.

urban dictionary's SON 

urban dictionary's son is dictionary a popular online dictionary were people won't just shut up. fine you look up pizza. the dictionary tells you that its a pizza with rotten mushrooms on it. you look up Kelly Clarkson. tells you a thing that hosts a show called ThE kEllY ClARksOn ShOw. after that you get pissed off by the spelling and you ditch your computer down the stairs.
I'm getting tired of urban dictionary so lets go look up Dictionary you find dictionary. huh maybe this is urban dictionary's SON. wowowowowoowowowwow

Urban Dictionary Post 

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urban dictionary submitters 

someone who is probably a porn director as 56% of the definitions are sex, while the remaining 44% is completely random bullshit
me: searches lemonade stand
ud: to receive a blowjob from someone who is peeing
me: searches shark
ud: sex definition
me: searches back alley blitz
ud: to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building
me: are you urban dictionary submitters porn directors or something what the fuck