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Michael Kaiser

the MOST handsome german anime character, also the most goated character in blue lock heh.. (^ω^)
Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.
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Michael

A absolute sex god with a 15 inch dick ready to seduce any female in a 10 mile radius
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Michael II

Michael II (Greek: Μιχαὴλ, romanized: Michaēl; 770 – 2 October 829), called the Amorian (Greek: ὁ Ἀμοριεύς, romanized: ho Amorieus) and the Stammerer (ὁ Τραυλός, ho Travlós or ὁ Ψελλός, ho Psellós),1 reigned as Byzantine Emperor from 25 December 820 to his death on 2 October 829, the first ruler of the Amorian dynasty.

Born in Amorium, Michael was a soldier, rising to high rank along with his colleague Leo V the Armenian (r. 813–820). He helped Leo overthrow and take the place of Emperor Michael I Rangabe. However, after they fell out Leo sentenced Michael to death. Michael then masterminded a conspiracy which resulted in Leo's assassination at Christmas in 820. Immediately he faced the long revolt of Thomas the Slav, which almost cost him his throne and was not completely quelled until spring 824. The later years of his reign were marked by two major military disasters that had long-term effects: the beginning of the Muslim conquest of Sicily, and the loss of Crete to the Saracens. Domestically, he supported and strengthened the resumption of official iconoclasm, which had begun again under Leo V.
Early life
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Michael

When you first meet Michael you'll be slightly intimidated by his resting bitch face, but soon you'll discover how funny and sweet he is. He has the cutest smile on earth and it brightens everyone's day. He has pretty eyes and a perfect body-everyone wants Michael. He gives the best bear hugs and is such a funny guy. He generally likes video games, music and sports. Every day you're friends with him, you learn more and more about how lovely he is. He is angelic and must be protected at all costs (but he's a bitch if he hates you)
person 1: oh look its Michael!

person 2: i hope he notices me

person 3: im wet
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Michael dixie

Beautiful goddess , manifestation of perfection. With a large generous giving heart. Do not double cross this quieted creature for fear of awakening the chained demon....Has great boobs.
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michael polansky

Michael polansky is a lucky man.
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