take a amber heard

The act of taking a massive dump in someone else's bed.

Hey trenton ill be right back ive got to take a amber heard.

by Quackrock March 2, 2025

Take it to Facebook

When you work for a shitty 3rd party vendor performing certs, badges, and tokens for FB (didn't they die?) and your paycheck is withheld for at least six weeks, you "Take it to Facebook" by referring to your lack of a paycheck on your Status Update until it gets resolved.

My man works for this shitty 3rd party company which is a vendor of FB and if they don't pay him soon, he's gonna have to Take it to Facebook.

by [e-mail] May 12, 2022

Taking Scalps

The trophy act of taking the virginity of another person.

1: I've been taking scalps since 1999, man.

2: I'm done taking scalps. No more virgins for me, they're crazy.

by The Magical Mr. Mistoffellees December 8, 2009

Take a TUMS

To tell someone to calm/settle down or chill out. Similar to "take a chill pill."

Etymology of the phrase originates with TUMS, a brand of antacid pills to relieve heartburn and indigestion (i.e. 'settle the stomach').

Dude, take a TUMS. It's not a big deal.

by 2nukes August 13, 2022

always take the biscuit

A term that when used gives people enormous power and strength for a short period of time.

When Larry was losing a fight a stranger yelled from a far always take the biscuit fam, Larry suddenly became a fucking Ninja Master and kicked the shit out of his opponents.

by D_A_M_3727 May 31, 2018

national take your crush to chick-fil-a day

november 16th

when chick-fil-a is the 💣 and your crush is the 💣 so you have to take your crush to chick-fil-a

karen want to go to chick-fil-a?

sure,why?
BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL TAKE YOUR CRUSH TO CHICK-FIL-A DAY

by usucc October 29, 2019

I'm taking the bus

Gay "code" for saying you're about to go and get sodomized.

Where you going?

I'm taking the bus

Well alright, be careful son

by AJiwnl September 18, 2023