Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.

I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .

by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024

Pitito Potato

Like tomato tomato but better. Pronounced puh-tee-toe puh-tah-toe

Person 1. Hello Fred

Person 2. Actually it’s spelt with a p
Person 1. Pitito potato

by Flem Flam December 30, 2024

dulcet potato

Pronunciation: /ˈdʌlsɪt pəˈteɪtoʊ/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Dulcet Potato (noun) - It is a part of a vegetable, specifically, the soft interior of a cooked potato.
2. This term identifies the tender and savory aspect of a potato that has undergone cooking.
Significance:
• It defines the “Dulcet Potato” as the soft interior part of a potato.
• It emphasizes the tender quality of the cooked interior.
• It identifies the specific portion of the vegetable referenced and the cooked potato.
• It uses the Latin root word “dulcet” to describe the quality of the potato.
Phrase: dulcet potato

Examples:
• “She enjoyed the dulcet potato with some butter.”
• “The chef mashed the dulcet potato to make a smooth dish.”
• “The child only desired to eat the dulcet potato from the baked vegetable.”
• “He scooped out the dulcet potato and remained the pelt on the plate.”
• “The recipe called for only the dulcet potato, not the pelt.”

by Dmitrio January 30, 2025

Scooping Potatoes

There are two accepted definitions of scooping potatoes:

When a skier or snowboarder is carving deep, rounded tracks into fluffy snow (i.e., the gnar), they are said to be scooping potatoes.

Alternately: when one seduces a kitchen staff member at the mountain resort lodge, the eventual act of bodily communion is also known as scooping potatoes.

Dood, that run down Rendezvous Bowl was so sick!! I looked up at one point and saw Ry & Pat both scooping huge servings of potatoes.

So I walked out this morning to find Mark spooning with Mariana, that girl that works the kitchen line at Bear Den Lodge. You think they were scooping potatoes last night?

by spagett February 3, 2025

Wisconsin Potato Dumpling

A sexual act in which the performer inserts a potato into their anus and leaves it for days to soften and then shits it out to be consumed.

That girl is a freak! I heard she's got a Wisconsin Potato Dumpling cooking!

by Paama_ January 27, 2026

California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025

seed-potato

Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.

Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.

by QuacksO March 2, 2025