porch money tits

When you can't get hired at the only strip club in a hundred miles so you just strip on your porch.

Yo, Susan might be ugly but shes on her porch money tits game for sure

by Senior officer ballz June 4, 2018

saggy man tits

Man tits that are saggy, sad, alone, crying, and saggy.

Owners of such anatomical features typically watch porn on vhs and eat tuna salad.

1) What's the world record for saggy man tits?
I don't know, just a bunch of porn pops up when I ask Jeeves!
-end up watching saggy milf tits fucking younger guy...

by Teamsolidarity May 15, 2016

Tit grab Tuesday

Every Tuesday of November and December, guys are allowed to grab a girls boob

“Can’t wait for Tit grab Tuesday!”

by BoyManBoy October 5, 2021

wanktastic tit barrel

Another name for a saggy titted lady.

"Ew its that wanktastic tit barrel, again..."

by PowerGlide May 10, 2015

Tit Picture day

The 18th of October is officially known as "tit picture day"
as the name suggest the event is where you send a titties picture to a friend.

Happy titties (tit) picture day.

thank god its Tit Picture day.

by Demented basterd October 17, 2021

off her tits

Refers to a woman. Shitfaced. Under heavy influence of drugs/alcohol

"She is off her tits"

"I am so off my tits"

by jaskdg October 5, 2013

fat fucking tits

Breasts of the large variety, normally that of a woman's. Can sometimes be that of a man's.

That guy's got fat fucking tits.

by It's better not to ask June 1, 2022