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milking the clam

Trying to get extra money or resources out of something that has no more to give; a waste of time and effort
Although he was broke, Bill's mate kept milking the clam be asking for money.
by FHPRGuy November 20, 2018
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Yakult Milk

the most toe clenching, delicious drink to ever be produced.

stay yakool my milky friends.
"Ayo its yakult milk! sick bro"
by mismatchedpinksocks January 24, 2022
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reduced-fat milk

Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:

2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),

1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),

Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs),

Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind), and

Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her).
Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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Gentle Milk Breath

A descriptor for people, especially adult men, with beautiful brown eyes. It is a way of comparing the person's eyes to those of a baby cow, who would have gentle milk breath.

This term comes from an X user in the Our Flag Means Death fandom who used the term in reference to Taika Waititi, after another user posted pictures comparing Waititi's eyes to those of baby cows.
House can't resist Wilson's gentle milk breath.

Can't say no to a man with GMB. Whatever you say, princess.
by Chaospretzel November 23, 2025
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Joe the Milk Man

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
by memes124 April 7, 2021
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Spilt Milk

When you're trying so hard not to cum, but it spurts.
failed in bed last night. spilt milk.
by redbumps May 25, 2015
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Milk chocolate sex

A mix between vanilla and chocolate sex. A new invention created.
Othmane just discovered what milk chocolate sex was
by Cybergirlfriendd September 26, 2023
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