So you remember when you were in elementary school? Yeah, imagine that, but everyone male becomes a dickwad and the females become a group of hoes, welcome to middle school.
Middle School is the 2nd part of your student career (Elementary school being the 1st, or Kindergarten). Middle school is often where you go into more depth about topics you remember (or didn't remember) from elementary school, or you learn completely different topics like the Vietnam War and human reproduction (depending on which school you go). Middle school is much more difficult than elementary school, there are lots and lots of homework, unnecessary worksheets and pop quizzes, and a shit load of tests that can possibly completely ruin your grade at the end of the trimester. Not to mention all the 100-point projects and 1,000 word essays.
Social life in middle school is pretty awful, it's sort of like the innocent children of elementary school became total jackasses over the summer, which were later bombed by puberty. If you are the new kid during middle school, you will have a very fucking hard time, man. Choosing friends is a very risky and important task, you have to know whether you are befriending a nice, trustworthy friend or a lying, backstabbing asshat. The girls who you thought were cute and nice become chatty thots, essentially, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend during this time ain't easy, bud.
Middle School is the 2nd part of your student career (Elementary school being the 1st, or Kindergarten). Middle school is often where you go into more depth about topics you remember (or didn't remember) from elementary school, or you learn completely different topics like the Vietnam War and human reproduction (depending on which school you go). Middle school is much more difficult than elementary school, there are lots and lots of homework, unnecessary worksheets and pop quizzes, and a shit load of tests that can possibly completely ruin your grade at the end of the trimester. Not to mention all the 100-point projects and 1,000 word essays.
Social life in middle school is pretty awful, it's sort of like the innocent children of elementary school became total jackasses over the summer, which were later bombed by puberty. If you are the new kid during middle school, you will have a very fucking hard time, man. Choosing friends is a very risky and important task, you have to know whether you are befriending a nice, trustworthy friend or a lying, backstabbing asshat. The girls who you thought were cute and nice become chatty thots, essentially, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend during this time ain't easy, bud.
"I feel really bad for my little brother who is entering middle school"
"That poor bastard, he won't know what's gonna hit him..."
"That poor bastard, he won't know what's gonna hit him..."
by Jacksomeguy May 17, 2017
Get the Middle Schoolmug. a junior high school located in the pacific northwest with a bunch of edgy white, hispanic, and asian kids.
by bartwn52 April 23, 2022
Get the Mattson middle schoolmug. The most ghetto institution of the hudsom valley. You have all the fake ghetto people of the Hudson valley. First you have these white boys who walk around who think they fucking own the place. Then you have the black people who walk like hounds of wolves and think they're gonna fuck shit up. Then you have the fucking Mexicans who cant fucking speak English. And they all mix up to make up a gr8 school.
by Pussyeater456 January 25, 2017
Get the Poughkeepsie Middle Schoolmug. A school where all of the kids think they are popular but there is only one popular group. All the teachers suck. Everything is on a low budget. There is one popular group who think they are nice and funny but actually really annoying. The other groups just act like they are popular so they will get more friends. But they know they are not actually part of the popular group. All the popular girls alternate dating the popular boys and never date someone outside of the popular boy/girl group.
Person: “Do u like being at Berkshire middle school?”
Student: “No it’s full of bad teachers and popular kids who think they are cool when they are not.”
Student: “No it’s full of bad teachers and popular kids who think they are cool when they are not.”
by Flipper246 November 19, 2019
Get the Berkshire Middle Schoolmug. “Did you hear Michelle Labra goes to Elkins Pointe Middle School? I’m so moving there just for her!”
by imkindathegoattbh October 28, 2019
Get the elkins pointe middle schoolmug. Laurel middle school is full of great black people the school is fun but people there love too fight , but there are some fine boys and girls there !!!
by malaysiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa January 17, 2023
Get the Laurel Middle Schoolmug. Have fucken fun here. Everyone that has walked within a 50 meter radius requires a stomach pump and 4 years of physical therapy, and 8 of mental therapy. Every single girl here is either white and says the dreaded n-word, or are black and record themselves giving dudes top in the fucking bathrooms. Speaking of, don't go. They're full of retards vaping, or jacking off, rarely it's used as the glorious shit-palace it should be. And it's full of people using their phones cuz of the retarded ass phone rules.
Once you're actually in class, you immediately pray for egress from the small-ass room. Unless you manage to get the holy trinity, Music, US History and Algebra 1. However, once the period ends, you're still not allowed to use your phone. Ms. Cristobitch the midget will snatch it right up. Strike one, hoe. Unless you're a fucking white girl, in which case Mr. Weyers will fantasize , not realizing your phone is out.
In conclusion, don't go here. For your sake.
Once you're actually in class, you immediately pray for egress from the small-ass room. Unless you manage to get the holy trinity, Music, US History and Algebra 1. However, once the period ends, you're still not allowed to use your phone. Ms. Cristobitch the midget will snatch it right up. Strike one, hoe. Unless you're a fucking white girl, in which case Mr. Weyers will fantasize , not realizing your phone is out.
In conclusion, don't go here. For your sake.
Anon: God, please let me leave this fuckass school.
Anon 2: At Eckstein Middle School? No way! Have fun suffering!
Anon 2: At Eckstein Middle School? No way! Have fun suffering!
by #1 Kanye Meatrider December 5, 2023
Get the Eckstein Middle Schoolmug.