Dead Man Tells No Tales

When a person is too high to communicate.

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."

by Frankster420 October 7, 2019

dead

what i wish all homestuck readers were

Person 1: karkalicious definition mkaes terezi loco
Person 2: i wish u were dead you fatherless, toenail-suckling butt baby

by scwumbler September 17, 2022

fucking dead

when someone dies what did u think.

Person 1: Bro your so bad at basketball
Person 2: no u r
Person1: *fucking dead*

by esckey123 March 15, 2023

Trickster Dead by Daylight

Trickster is a killer from a video game called dead by daylight.

He is my daddy😳😫
I love him. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Yo, Trickster Dead by Daylight is sexy as frick.

by Ayobroski February 17, 2022

dead

T-series

"T-series is dead"

by optimusprime3000 May 26, 2019

Drop Dead Fred

When you're completely naked in public, getting oral while standing, and you got dropkicked from behind by a homeless guy named Fred.

I was getting head from Sarah at the park when all of a sudden a man pulled a Drop Dead Fred on me and then the caps came and we got busted.

by Austronomy February 23, 2024

Dead Sheeran

What you call Ed Sheeran if he is no longer living.

Sheerio: What do you call Ed Sheeran that's no longer living?
Ed: Dead Sheeran.

by Zhou Li Zhi November 16, 2025