second hand boobage

When a character or person is recreated their boobs are second hand boobage

“Did you see that statue?” “yeah it has second hand boobage.”

by Terry23 December 13, 2021

shitty lunch hands

when someone just ate their nasty/greasy/smelly/messy lunch and then proceeds to touch your hair, shake your hand or touch you in another way so as to wipe all the nasty crap they have on their hands on you. sometimes people do this by accident, but most likely not.

shana comes and starts touching diana's hair.

diana: hey wtf?

shana: what?

diana: your shitty lunch hands are touching my hair.

shana: oh sorry. fml.

by artemiseyude June 5, 2010

hand in glub bucket

puttin your damn hands in the damn glub bucket

clek: hey summer take your damn hands of the hand in glub bucket! its not funny anymore!!! c'mon, please!!!

by hand in glub bucket man January 23, 2022

Handing a pepsi to the police

It is like a jail-free ticket but with a pepsi.

Police: Sir, you have been arrested
That guy: Hold on, hold on.
Police: What?
That guy: I have a pepsi

Police:Give it to me.
*That guy handing a pepsi to the police*
Police: Okay. Sir, You have been free.
That pepsi guy: Thanks. :3

by DUdeiDNTKNOE.com September 22, 2018

Halo hand-job

When you receive a handjob while playing halo; preferably Halo on Xbox Live against your friends with your mic on.

Did you guys hear Gretchen giving me a Halo hand-job last night? I kept my mic on so you could hear.

by The hairless wonder December 2, 2017

burger king hands

one who eats so much burger king. that his/her hands get fat and huge as shit.

Ryan: *holds up burger to eat it*
Tim: Holy crap Ryan you hands are huge!!!
Ryan: huh? no they aren't man.
Tim: Dude yes they are. You have a bad case of burger king hands.
Ryan: Go kill yourself

by Unanswered Prayer August 29, 2007

white hand of Saruman

while getting a girl from behind you smack her on the ass leaving a hand print that fades from white to red and scream out "white hand of Saruman"

Created by nerds after watching LOTR where Saruman puts his hand on the orcs and makes sure they know who they serve.

(Smack) White hand of Saruman bitch!!!

by JLA2006 January 22, 2009