Death

salvation and freedom

I saw a deer get ran over, how come he's the lucky one. Plz come release me death

by FUNKYDONKEY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 26, 2019

death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.

John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.

by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012

The death star

When your ass is hella itchy while you're beating your meat

"Man I hella had the death start last night"

by Doggy_huan November 3, 2018

Death

Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.

Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

brown ring of death

When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.

I can’t believe he left a brown ring of death on my great grandmother’s couch

by Seresan July 12, 2024

death insurance

What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.

Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.

by QuacksO June 25, 2020

Death

Oooo... Yeah... In retrospect, that doesn't sound very good...

Hym "I don't know... I came to terms with my death at a very young age. I actually came to terms will everyone else's death at a very young age. And I had no idea how any of this would land but as long as I get you to turn to someone and say 'Who the fuck is this guy? Where the fuck is this guy?' My goal is accomplished. You know, Jordan bitches incessantly about anonymous trolls but what I'm dealing with in real life is a more egregious version of EXACTLY THAT THING that you're bitching about. You don't need to read this and you don't need to be on Twitter. I do need to show up to work tonight. AND I'm pretty sure you all left me to die just there. Like, is that not what happened. I was being robbed. Could have been dying. You all left me to die. So... I would say that we're even."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2023