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Ass Cheese

When a man cums in a girls ass and leaves it there to ferment for 3 days until it is crusty enoughto eat with a spoon.
Homie I pounded Tiffany 3 days ago her ass cheese is bomb.
by J walka May 18, 2016
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claparoni and cheese

When you get a case of Gonorrhea (The Clap) and the discharge looks like cream cheese leaking from the penis.
Connor: Hey bro I caught the case of the clap.

Francis: That sucks man, has there been any leakage?

Connor: Yeah dude it's almost yellow in color too!

Francis: It looks like you have a case of claparoni and cheese.
by -Francis July 20, 2016
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Dick Cheese

When somebody licks your balls and it makes a cheddar cheese substance come out your urethra and it looks like cheese
John- Man you didn't clean up the at dick cheese
Bob- I like it
by I Am Kelpy G January 27, 2017
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Cheese and Grapes

The food of the gods. Zeus famously murdered his own father, Kronos, over a plate of cheese and grapes.
Thank the lord for cheese and grapes.
by SmartyPants222222222222 September 20, 2012
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Cheese Teeth

A condition wherein an individual forgets or neglects to clean the cheese out from between their teeth after a meal. CT can also be used as a nickname for a person with the condition.
Jim: Knock it off Cheese Teeth.
Ben:Wow, Great Insult.

Jim: No I'm serious, you have cheese between all of your teeth.
Ben: Whatever, I was just eating some Kraft Singles
by dangerzone116 December 17, 2011
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Geek Cheese

Crap that forms under your keyboard keys that takes years to cultivate. Composed of hair, dead skin cells, fingernails, staples, leftover food crumbs and other unnamed crap.
Jim: I recently bought a cheap used laptop!
Bob: Probably has Geek Cheese...
Jim: -Lifts up some of the keys- WTF!
by iRikeDaPeepoh March 14, 2011
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BIG CHEESE

by OOFcfd November 21, 2018
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