Boner Behaviour is a not commonly used expression that is another way to communicate male horniness. The phrase is used for when people feel like communicating these things to other friends/family when trying to be extra.
by xidiotx January 24, 2024

"Jeezam" Gary thought to himself, "I bet she'll get a load of my bud boner after she sets the bong down."
by Wordwhacker907 June 19, 2020

When the tongue is erect/ when your done sucking dick and he cums on your face and so your mouth shuts down it’s muscles so that it is stuck in the erect position, giving all access to suck the tongue if desired.
by Imsobisexualitsweirs May 5, 2018

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.
by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.
"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."
"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
by JLLee September 5, 2011

by Genius_tiefling January 23, 2024

When a dude gets out if the pool and your trunks are sucked up against your awkward temperature member.
by TwitchNoLimitations January 22, 2024
