Awesome Anal April

Awesome Anal April is a holiday where all females must agree to anal sex from any male who asks for it. Vise versa, any male who is asked for anal sex by a female must agree.

This does not apply to lgbt sex, (male x male, female pegging)

"Her ass was bright red, because she got fucked five times in Awesome Anal April!"

by dio roadroller November 6, 2019

No nicotine April

Rules:
1. You can’t smoke or vape or juul... (the most basic rule)
2. You can’t be with your friends at the same time when they smoke
3. You can’t BUY nicotine even if you want to buy it for later
4. FOLLOW ALL THE RULES!!

A: “I want to smoke, are you coming with me?”

B: “No, it’s no nicotine April”

by Pfff whattt November 6, 2019

Eat ass April

When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.

Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April

by MeminDemon November 8, 2019

Kick Ass April

A challenge for all genders to absolutely roast the shit out of someone, get revenge, and avenge someone

Boy 1: HEY BRO ITS Kick Ass April
Boy 2:OH BOY LET THE ROASTING COMMENCE

by Suspiciously Specific October 8, 2020

No anal april

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary

Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!

by @coomified on Instagram February 1, 2021

No anal april

u can not do anal in April

it’s no anal april tomorrow

by Mingeasher69 March 22, 2021

14th of april

International haul day. The day where you’re allowed to give a private bikini haul to a man who you like and respects you.

You’ll be happier if you celebrate this holiday.

Being defined: My man likes the 14th of april, it’s the day when i give him a private binini haul, and i like it too

by Buxdv April 12, 2021