I was hanging out with Jerry the other day and he said "We can fuck the nerdy kids, I mean nerds!" He's gotta be pulling a Michael with that one.
by JonahPeterson August 18, 2023

John Michael is an amazing man of God! He has the voice of an Angel and is very genuine. He cares so much for people and loves his family and friends so much! He has beautiful long black hair and big brown eyes. If you know John Michael then you are in for a wild ride! Oh, and NEVER put him in the friend zone!
"Hey, I heard a new song today. Butterfly by John Michael! It's so good."
"John Michael makes me a better person"
"John Michael makes me a better person"
by Jesuslover09 November 23, 2021

by geuis November 25, 2017

His name is pretty basic, but he's not. There are a lot of Michael's out there, but I personally think my Michael is the best. He's cuter, kinder and funnier than you think. You have to spend a lot of time with Michael to really get to know him. When I first met him, he was a total jerk.. but then I started to spend time with him and he is actually really cool. He has a lot of weird humor (spongebob crying, black guy eating a cheeseburger, the sentence "I just finished polishing my asshole.", etc). Before I actually started talking to my Michael, I thought he was annoying and rude. It turns out I was totally wrong. He's the most caring, loving person I've ever known and he's a great friend. Me and my Michael were friends for a short time until we discovered that we had nearly everything in common, so we started to date. Michael, if you're reading this.. I love you and I'm so lucky I have you in my life <3
Jane: "I sure do love my Michael. Hes so cute and nice."
Miles: "Ew apple gay"
Nathaniel: "cool."
Dante: "anYwaYs"
Michael: "huh?"
Tavin: "wanna do the funny?"
Adrian: "CATMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?"
Savi: "UwU lil-roro!"
Rogan: "wadafak?"
Miles: "Ew apple gay"
Nathaniel: "cool."
Dante: "anYwaYs"
Michael: "huh?"
Tavin: "wanna do the funny?"
Adrian: "CATMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?"
Savi: "UwU lil-roro!"
Rogan: "wadafak?"
by That One Discord Person May 6, 2021

by fifufuguguugugugjgheriu4t839qe May 7, 2019

Michael not the smartest person should not be trusted with closing doors but still very lovable <3 still stupid tho
Love you Michael
Love you Michael
by Alex the goblin May 22, 2021
