Top goon

Someone that watches too much porn and oversexualizes everything

Person 1: The wind almost blown me away
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs

by OfficialRN July 15, 2024

top floor desk

the top

i been tryin’ my best, i want top floor desk

by supermanomri July 23, 2024

top 5 fish

a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying

A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024

Turnabout Big Top

The child of a person called rat-kun (#1 eustace enjoyer).

rat-kun (#1 eustace enjoyer): im naming my kid turnabout big top
everyone :frof:

by Applin July 29, 2024

Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

Top

Ball is a very common Turkish swear word with different variants such as Topoş/Totoş/Nonoş/Nonni/Nünnü and actually means "Ball" in Turkish. Its origin or where it came from is unknown, and its meaning is simply "Faggot" in a softened way.

"Şu adamın saçına baksana kesin bu Top her gece götünü siktiriyordur."

by Sandevistan January 14, 2023

TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.

E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*

by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023