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Deep Blue Sea

When you drive out into the middle of the ocean with a girl and have sex with her. When you’re about to cum you pull out and put your thumb in front of your penis to split the stream, and cum in both of the girls eyes. You then dump her overboard and drive away.
“Hey Jimmy, I heard you hooked up with Jessica last night.”
Yeah man I rented a boat and Deep Blue Sea’d her.”
“Jimmy, you rascal.”
by ThatOneGuyWhoKnowsYou November 10, 2020
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My Blue Heaven

A song by Taking Back Sunday
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A freshly cleaned stall, such as in a first class airplane
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The feeling you get when you are finally happy in life after a tragedy such as death or some other sad shit...
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Sean: Man me and my band really jammed out to my blue heaven by Taking Back Sunday on Saturday

Mike: No shit huh?
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Man: Ah finally I can take a shit in peace, this bathroom is My Blue Heaven

Ghostie: Nope.
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Mike: Man I met Jamie and finally I can have My Blue Heaven

Stranger: That's great for you man, but who the fuck are you!?
by MANIAC!? November 30, 2013
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Red V.S. Blue

An extremely popular machinima series made by using the Halo Xbox game series. The characters are placed in a boxed canyon in the middle of no-where on an alien planet. As new characters are introduced, the canyon becomes a dangerous place. The machinima has great comedy and an awesome story. The characters keep it alive.
In episode 76 of Red V.S. Blue, when Church, Doc, and Caboose are discussing the condition of Tucker once he starts getting stomach cramps and mood swings.

Church: "Tell us Doc, we can take it."

Doc: "Your friend is-"

Caboose: "Dying? Oh no!"

Doc: "No he's not dying, he just has-"

Caboose: "No chance to live? I knew it."

Church: "Caboose, one more interruption from you, and he's going to have two patients."

Doc: *sighs* "How do I say this? Your friend is-"

*long pause*

Church: "Why are you pausing? Caboose is not gonna interrupt you this time."

Doc: "No, that was just for dramatic effect. He's pregnant."

Caboose: "Oh god... Wait, what?"
by CookieMuncherMuchies July 17, 2009
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blue lagoon

While having sex standing doggystyle inside of a porta-potty, you pull out and put it in her ass, while simotaniously dunking her head in the blue poo water.
Umberto gave a girl the Blue Lagoon at the fair.
by Matt Ensminger June 22, 2008
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Blue Balls Disaster

The act of watching porn without masturbating.

Commonly abbreviated to BBD, this task is performed by only the elite and legendary.A daunting challenge that sends men weeping back to their beds in dismay and horror.

Typically, videos are watched in order of arousal from middle-level to highest until you reach the peak, your fetish. Watching with your hands behind your back or in your pockets is advised, but upping the level of intensity can be done by watching with just underwear on or no pants at all.

Keep going until you just can't hold it anymore. Prepare for one of the best climaxes of your life.
Dan: Lawley you look kind of tired, what happened?

Adam: DC, I've got three words. Blue Balls Disaster.
by LawleyBear February 4, 2010
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Blue man group

Slang for 30 mg oxycodone. Blue in color and in order of strength by manufacturer. Scored (A215, K9, M Box, V, others not worth noting)
Did you ever come up on those blue man group tickets?
by InChronicPain February 17, 2018
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green before the blue

a police officer that puts getting money before his responsibilities as an officer
"i just paid that cop to lemme off witht that drug possession charge"

"man, he must put green before the blue, i love cops like that!"
by kateluda123 May 1, 2008
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