Taking a fat dukey

when u see a juicy brown thing coming out and you feel like you giving birth but ur giving birth to a dukey
you turn around and there is brown stuff on the floor and all over and all other the toilet but not in the toilet.

taking a fat dukey

you:*fart uh oh *looks around* see it all over

by miracluschatnoirhot June 25, 2021

take a dive

its basically purposely losing for a friend, or getting paid to "take a dive" for your friend.

Ok bro, I'll take a dive.

by Goofy Uncle Joe December 14, 2022

Take me to Canada

To be wined and dined but mostly penetrated.

Take me to Canada uncle bob

by Winnifred Mueler August 4, 2024

Take

The word take can be used when you really have to go to the bathroom

I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!

by ﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ April 21, 2022

taking a grenade

The act of flirting or having sex with an ugly member of a group so that the way is cleared for your friends to access the more attractive members of the group.

The responsibility of a "wingman".

Ok Joe, you'll be taking a grenade tonight with the crazy one so I can get with Collette.

by Rob Prime June 5, 2014

I’m gonna take you to prom

An ineffective limp wristed confusing threat. A phrase that is intended to replace “I’m gonna kick your ass” but would most likely leave the threatened party believing that the person uttering this phrase is romantically interested in them.

I’ve had enough of your shit, I’m gonna take you to prom.

by Krashski October 15, 2018

take control beauty

a lovely sweet grandma giving out advice on her youtube channel to ladies her age about how to take care of their skin. she does more than that though. she makes wig review videos, her struggles and reasons to stay positive. she is a inspiring beautiful women who is always welcoming and loving to her pose!

have you seen take control beauty’s youtube channel?

i know it’s awesome! i’ve been using her skincare advice and look how smooth my skin in!

by KitchenGod13 May 22, 2023