Testicular super-homicide

What you say when you see someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead

Oh my God! That was testicular super-homicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Testing

This is a test.

I'm just testing something.

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 11, 2025

Testosterone Words

Words that make you feel like you shot up steroids

"Saying testosterone words like beefy make me feel like i just shot up some steroids."

by PaintHuff3r October 14, 2025

Testostermoan

1. The male time of the month, blob strop, tammy huff etc.

2. A male who gets offended when misgendered.

Q. What's wrong with Rupert?

A. Nothing, his wife can't do anything right so he's having a testostermoan

by Slug licker October 31, 2025

Testicular Manslaughter

The act of murder carried out with the testicals as the primary murder weapon.

Susan choked on Steve's balls last night. Pour things had both balls in her throat. Detective said it was the worst case of "testicular manslaughter" he ever seen

by Real-life-definitions November 14, 2025

testosterone snorter

She finally gave in to a natural order of her feminine desire and it was too late for she didn't know what she really wanted I said she turned into a testosterone snorter there like she was when she hit 14 and having all over again it's 17 and then 25 and then 30 and by the time she know it she was just sniffing men's bums.

Some crazy bic from New York turn herself into likeage cokeboy worshipper and then she became a testosterone snorter and hey that's the thing.

by sinrlifemattrs November 15, 2025

Testicle Massage

A technique performed on the testiculi to relieve fatigue in the balls. It provides a feeling of relief for many adult males. This is also an action males perform when they get fidgety. Never shake hands with a ball massager!

I just gave myself a testicle massage, now I am ready to conquer the day!

by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025