by Mastwebber June 12, 2018

The designation given to the horrid, amorphous, and chaotic statement that "if it exists on the internet, there's porn of it; if there isn't, there will be.". Despite this, this is not true. Characters under the age of 18 cannot experience this horrific ritual, especially if they can't age.
Anyone who creates/enjoys this landfill should be handed over to the FBI.
Anyone who creates/enjoys this landfill should be handed over to the FBI.
guy 1: Dude, someone made Rule 34 of <underage character name goes here>!
guy 2: I'll get the Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.
guy 2: I'll get the Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.
by Exodim June 8, 2022

by Molestro October 6, 2020

"If it exists, there's 18+ material of it. No exceptions."
And sadly, they really meant no exceptions. Not even minors and inanimate objects are excused.
And sadly, they really meant no exceptions. Not even minors and inanimate objects are excused.
There's this website named "rule 34". Don't go there. It's filled with extremely weird fetish material. Yep. Every weird fetish you can think of, ranging from foot fetishes to rape to vore to C̶̜̃̀L̵̳̀̐U ̮̑B̶͙̹͛͆ ͔͝Ṕ̴̻̝E ̭̇N ͐ͅG ̱͛Ǘ̶̜͂I̵͍͊N̵͎̦͌, Rule 34 has it all.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 20, 2022

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022

The Five Eight Rule is a rule in relationships between expatriates and locals of a host country. An expat or local who is considered a "5s" by their own home dating market is viewed as "8s" by the opposite party. Often, the rule applies to both parties. Each one perceive the other as an "8", but they are both, in reality, "5s" in their own home dating market.
Person 1: I don't know how Josh landed that Asian girl. She seems way out of his league. He's a 5 at best.
Person 2: Five Eight Rule, dude.
Person 2: Five Eight Rule, dude.
by matcha snorter September 22, 2022

on this day (march 11th) all rules in a discord server are enforced twice as strictly, breaking a rule will result in TWO warning and will be treated as if you broke the rule twice.
me: GUYS DONT GO ON DISCORD TOMORROW
everyone: why
me: DISCORD RULE DAY IS TOMORROW
everyone: P A N I C
everyone: why
me: DISCORD RULE DAY IS TOMORROW
everyone: P A N I C
by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021
