5 second rule 

The '5 second rule' applies when food comes into contact with an object that is tainted. If it is removed from the tainted object in 5 seconds or less, then the food is considered safe for human consumption and eaten as if nothing happened. If it stays on the tainted object for more than 5 seconds then it is considered unfit for human consumption and is discarded.

I'll bet that fat kid eats the cookie he dropped on the floor even though the 5 second rule is up.

5 second rule by Timothy Paul July 9, 2004

Rule 13 

Absolutely no n00bing

Yeah, he had a wide open lay-up which would've won the game, but he missed it. He was breaking rule 13 all over the gymnasium.

Rule 13 by M.Q. Ross August 17, 2011

Rule 249 

Everyone on the internet is horny. 24/7 No exceptions.

Person 1 "Dude why are your (insert Social Media here) Friends so horny?"

Person 2 "Dude, I don't know what you expected, I you about Rule 249."

Person 1 "Yeah you're right I guess... I shouldn't be surprised, really"

-Discord is a prime suspect of being a part of Rule 249

Rule 249 by FactorBep December 22, 2020

CEO of Rule 63 

A nigga who shitposts and copy-pastes memes. Will fucking rule 63 u or even futa while you are in-active in Discord.

"Oh shit its the CEO of Rule 63! RUN!!!"

CEO of Rule 63 by CEO of Rule 63 August 12, 2019

rule 103.6 

The rule which states the rules cannot affect themselves or other rules unless the rule specifically mentions it, meaning you cannot envoke rule 34 or rule 6 on the rules.

reader: "I envoke rule rule 34 on the rules, porn pl0x"

editor: rule 103.6

rule 103.6 by the guy doing your girlfriend December 16, 2008

rule of thumb 

A rule from the old days, in which a man could beat a woman with something no bigger than his thumb. It is now used in common language, and most people don't even realise the origin.

According to rule of thumb, you must be this tall...

rule of thumb by Spiff C May 31, 2006

runescape 

PLEASE DO NOT GET ADICTED TO THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never have been adicted BUT my best friend was. Just look at the name runescape run-escape. The company Jagex that created runescape must put hidden things in the games screen that makes you adicted. I could never get my friend outside. Runescape truly is an adiction it is worse than drugs I had to give away all my friends items to get him to quit.

friend: Lets go outside and play.
xadictee: Maybe later im almost up a level in runescape you should play its fun.
friend: It's not realy my type of game. Please come to the woods with me.
xadictee: Get out of my house.
........2yrs later...........
xadictee: Why did you give away my items.
friend: You were adicted to that game you never come outside anymore.
xadictee: Now that I think of it I have been playing alot.Thanks for geting me off that game.
friend: No problem.

runescape by DJRel March 25, 2008