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Poo-Poo Crumbs

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Bro you can't even wipe correctly, You got Poo-Poo Crumbs out the wazoo
by OhMyFFMGod January 13, 2023
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Poo Pen

Opposite of a ghost poo, when you keep wiping and poo is still there. The poo is like ink. Poo Pen,
Sam - Dude I went for a shit and I had poo pen and I couldn't stop wiping.

Alex - Just use a baby wipe -you animal.
by Amm2195 September 26, 2020
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Poo Pourri

Poo Pourri is the before you go to toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing odours at the source, and, save relationships.
When your little astronauts splash down and make contact with the film, they release Poo Pourri's pleasant aromas, so all those around you can smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils. Yes, it is a real product, and yes, it really works
by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019
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Pantene Poo Canoe

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.
Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!
by We are Budju May 11, 2024
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unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

where someone flys up in the air and let’s out a unlucky projectile mouth hit poo , where they diarrhoea directory into ur mouth
Bethany why are you fl-“

AKXIOWMXCLWOFKWL GET IT OUT I HATE EWWW KEODOWKDLWLDWOOXW unlucky projectile mouth hit poo
by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021
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The Dementor Poo

When a person has eaten something that doesn't agree with them, or has eaten bad food for an extended period of time, and they do a shit so nasty and painful that the hairs stand up on their arms and they feel like they will never be happy again, like there is no light at the end of the tunnel
"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"
by RossyKrazed June 26, 2017
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poopy poo poo

when u fart a little....to goood :)
omg greg you let a poopy poo poo!
by shartypants123 October 8, 2021
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