When a person has eaten something that doesn't agree with them, or has eaten bad food for an extended period of time, and they do a shit so nasty and painful that the hairs stand up on their arms and they feel like they will never be happy again, like there is no light at the end of the tunnel
"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"
by RossyKrazed June 26, 2017

by shartypants123 October 8, 2021

by fish in a bucket September 18, 2020

there are many different definitions of it, such as
slip slide: poo that goes out of your ass very easily, sometimes no wiping needed
itchy stichy: poo that goes out of your ass and it is very itchy, sometimes burning itchy (always dosent need wipe)
waterhose: brown water that requires years to finish wiping
pellets: little small pellet things that also requires years to finish wiping, sometimes itchy
volcanus (no pun intended): poo that shoots out of your ass and burns, when you finish wiping your stomach hurts
corn ass: poo that has corn in it from last nights bbq
hurter: poo that hurts to come out
double trouble: pee and poo at the same time
slip slide: poo that goes out of your ass very easily, sometimes no wiping needed
itchy stichy: poo that goes out of your ass and it is very itchy, sometimes burning itchy (always dosent need wipe)
waterhose: brown water that requires years to finish wiping
pellets: little small pellet things that also requires years to finish wiping, sometimes itchy
volcanus (no pun intended): poo that shoots out of your ass and burns, when you finish wiping your stomach hurts
corn ass: poo that has corn in it from last nights bbq
hurter: poo that hurts to come out
double trouble: pee and poo at the same time
bob: damn i just got a volcanus (volcano poo)
lily: i got a corn ass (corn in poo)
johnny: damn yall i feel bad for you i just got a slip slide (poo that comes out of ass very easily)
jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHH (he got hurter, double trouble and volcanus, ykwim)
lily: i got a corn ass (corn in poo)
johnny: damn yall i feel bad for you i just got a slip slide (poo that comes out of ass very easily)
jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHH (he got hurter, double trouble and volcanus, ykwim)
by mytomynanameto August 11, 2024

i need to poo
by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

refers to someone who wants to cause drama in Mckamy middle school and goes to the bathroom to poo it all out.
by poo poo2.0 April 20, 2023

by Infrared August 30, 2022
