Pandemic Poo

A pandemic poo can be many things. One is that it’s a poop that causes a pandemic known as the Feces Fever. This can wipe out an entire region if it is untreated. A pandemic poo can also be a poop taken during a pandemic that is usually bigger than usual because you ain’t been moving and just eating poo subs.
My neighbor just took a pandemic poo and now the whole city has to evacuate before they all die.
by REGGIESHITS August 31, 2022
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Poo cacka

poo cacka means that u smell like a dead rat that got shoved up Guy Fieri's bumhole
Guy 1: ew what's that smell?
Guy 2: that's just Jonathan, he smells like poo cacka
Guy 1: what's poo cacka?
Guy 2: it's the smell of a dead rat that got shoved up Guy Fieri's bumhole.
Guy 1: oh ok.
by shrimpdick47 August 09, 2020
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Stinky Poo Butt

The most degrading, shameful, demeaning insult a 5 year old could call you on a school playground
"A child called me a Stinky Poo Butt, and I've been crying for weeks"
by Nothingness is in my brain March 21, 2023
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POO WIFF

POO WIFF is the result of anal sex in hot temperatures. as the penis leaves the anal passage after ejaculation the most HORRIFIC smell will occur POO WIFF.it occurs in oth the male and the female. NOTE air.con WILL NOT over power the POO WIFF
when on holiday in hot climates and you fancy sum BUM FUN the POO WIFF will occur . this will lead to an embarrasing SILENCE for the rest of the holiday
by mr shush July 27, 2010
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Poo Pants

The specific pair of pants you only wear on days that you have diarrhea
Those brown sweat pants are my Poo Pants.
by Aimee Kay June 11, 2017
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Poo Pant

An act only babies can not perform. It is the first step into becoming an independent person in today's society.
person 1: hey dude, do you poo pant?
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*
by poo_panter73 July 27, 2021
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Pantene Poo Canoe

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.
Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!
by We are Budju May 11, 2024
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