glass of milk

squirting cum in a car exhaust and drinking it as your friend steps on the gas

my best friend heped me with a glass of milk

by In M1s3ry 69 May 2, 2022

Milk

Milk is a non existent thing that is only in the imagination of dads. When a dad "goes to get it" you will never see him again.

"I am going to get milk" -dad
"I will get the funeral ready" -mom

by TheGoldenSandslash May 3, 2022

Goat milk shower

When someone gets a goat milk shower, they receive a load of cum which has the consistency of goat milk.

Steve, have you seen Wendy?

Yeah, she's just tidying up after the goat milk shower.

Aight bet

by ClassyFrenchMF! May 3, 2022

Milk Monster

Milk = White Monster = big and ugly

Deshawn here comes a Milk Monster to tell us how he’s not racist.

by BLM is de way May 5, 2022

Milk

what your dad went to go find

Person 1: Hey where is your dad?
Person 2: I bet their dad went to go find the milk

by Potato15 May 10, 2022

Milk Disaster

A conversation between two or more white people about something related to hood culture

David: “My glock is fantastic because it’s made of plastic.”

Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”

David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”

Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”

by Jackgyver January 7, 2022

milk

always i’m slumber when u need them the most.

milk was sleeping while his friends were being eaten by giraffes

by uhiiyo January 10, 2022