Philadelphia Paint Job

After anal sex, she farts big and the cum sprays all over the wall.

I butt fucked her for a month, now I have a full Philadelphia paint job in my bedroom.

by Joe Black2 September 26, 2018

Job Swervers Allowance

The term Job Seekers Allowance is more accurately represented with the modern day variation of Job Swervers Allowance.

As created by G and J Roberts

“I’ve been on the Job Swervers Allowance for the last 28 years and I have no intention of getting a job... innit”

by J Roberts May 29, 2018

May Hand job

For one day every year falling on the 17th of May a man is entitled to a complimentary Hand job from his respective parter. This is an ancient tradition which must be upheld in order to restore peace and good fortune for the following year.

Good morning my dear. Just to remind you it's the 17th of May and we must complete the harvest of the may Hand job ritual in order to attain good luck and fortune.

by Corpserooter June 6, 2018

Walking Fry Job

A person who dresses like a moron or looks like a moron walking around.

Person 1 : look at that dumbass

Person 2: Yeah he’s a walking fry job

by zesterson October 6, 2023

san pasqual job

when you have a full bladder and take viagra and proceed to get a blowjob

hey cole you wouldn’t believe who gave me a san pasqual job last night

by pee_thief March 10, 2021

cron job

A colloquial for oral sex, usually the male recipient version. Metaphorically referring to the penis as "cron", LOLSpeak for a cob of corn.

"Dood - she set me up an awesome cron job last night!"

by iamthefury February 25, 2009

panit job

to have oral sex with a male and for him to cum over you and panit you white then let it dry and him suck it off

bruv that gal let me do a her a panit job she got wet through the whole thing

by toby4664 January 13, 2009