Bum-noting

When you use a plastic bum pillow to surf the snow!
I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good! xD
by cleverjerk567 January 26, 2024
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Bum-noting

Using a plastic pillow to glide on the snow!
I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good!
by cleverjerk567 January 26, 2024
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knight and shining bum

my life is a mess a disgrace but my heart is pure and gold
i’m nothing but i wanna be ur knight and shining bum
by BumStatusYo December 29, 2018
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soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.
Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.
by Ben Fender September 08, 2019
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A bum

A person named Chuckie who is ass at 8 ball
by Jimhug October 17, 2023
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bum of steel

Means u have a bit but made of steel
Ur but is a big bum of steel
by Sophie7376 February 28, 2017
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bum you out

Conduct a satanic ritual killing everyone someone knows for the money and replacing them with clones, cleaning out their bank accounts as magick slowly acclimates you into becoming a homeless person for the rest of your life with no family or friends. You start to lose your sanity and experience jolts of supernatural torture throughout your body as your appearance starts to change. It’s kept hidden. High ranking people in Hollywood and rock n roll know about it, those who are adorned with moon and star symbolism and owls to know about it too. Big secret. They might talk about keeping their side of the street clean, or cleaning out their closet.
Hey man. Keep doing this shit around people and you’ll wind up homeless. That would bum you out right?
by Joel273 June 07, 2023
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