crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 13, 2008

Bum crack

bummy poo-poo crack shitty bum 1, 2, 3!

oi bum crack Die

by MrinkerKrit January 10, 2024

crack

Something between 2 cheeks on a lower end or drug that I do

I smoke crack

by banjokazooie01 March 4, 2015

crack

what that really creepy 5th grade gym teacher does in the bathroom each morning

ME: hey i think that gym teacher is on crack

my friend: yeas definitely he is tweaking all the time

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmg December 21, 2021

Crack Falls

Slang for Great Falls, Montana as it's full of crackheads

Stay classy Crack Falls

by Doc_archangel July 9, 2023

Crack head Energy

These are the girls on their snap chat stories who always have their hoodies on their head and their tight as fuck, and think kicking a wall is cRaCk HeAd EnErGy and their friends scream it and think it’s “funny”.

“Oh my god Emily don’t their gonna hear us oh my god crack head energy”

by Charboy June 22, 2020

crack for children

Stuff that kids are addicted to

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Fortnite
Guy 2: Yeah it’s crack for children

by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018