claparoni and cheese

When you get a case of Gonorrhea (The Clap) and the discharge looks like cream cheese leaking from the penis.

Connor: Hey bro I caught the case of the clap.

Francis: That sucks man, has there been any leakage?

Connor: Yeah dude it's almost yellow in color too!

Francis: It looks like you have a case of claparoni and cheese.

by -Francis July 20, 2016

Ass Cheese

When a man cums in a girls ass and leaves it there to ferment for 3 days until it is crusty enoughto eat with a spoon.

Homie I pounded Tiffany 3 days ago her ass cheese is bomb.

by J walka May 18, 2016

Dick Cheese

When somebody licks your balls and it makes a cheddar cheese substance come out your urethra and it looks like cheese

John- Man you didn't clean up the at dick cheese
Bob- I like it

by I Am Kelpy G January 27, 2017

cheese pull

A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of delicious cheeses, meats, and olives are arranged along your partner. You consume the cheese while binge watching your favorite trash TV series. It's only for married people.

I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed a cheese pull. It saved our marriage!

by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021

Famunda Cheese

The creamy and or crunchy cheese like substance that forms on the underside of testicles and or gouch.

Do you like Famunda cheese? What kind of cheese is that? The kind that grows Famunda my nuts!

by WELDLIFE January 19, 2021

Chucky Cheesing

The action of bombing on Iran

"I'm Chucky Cheesing on a whole lot orphans rn"

by BombedOrphan January 28, 2021

Cheese Throwing

the stupidly funny (and cheap) act of throwing cheese at cars, whether they be parked, driving or stuck in traffic.

John: WHO THE FUCK THREW CHEESE AT MY CAR

Mike: I love cheese throwing

Karen: WHO PUT CHEESE ON MY CAR

Mike, fleeing to avoid getting caught while laughing his ass off

by Hehe I cheated March 22, 2021