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don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor September 7, 2016
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Peepin' Bush

When a guy/girl's bush is so big it be peepin' out the top of their pants.
Guy 1: "Yo man, did you see the peepin' bush on that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, hope she caught a glimpse of mine."
by Datweirddude December 13, 2017
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bareback bushing

Running naked with only a hat to cover your lower extremities.
Stephanie loves bareback bushing no matter where she goes
by Les Blue August 6, 2011
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Bush

When you ask someone fly into a building and you say you’ve got nothing to do with it
Nah I didn’t anything to do with it must have been a bush
by Wood69911 March 10, 2019
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Bush Temper

A next level temper tantrum. Generally followed with punching inanimate objects or throwing things. Sometimes accompanied by extreme profanity.
Holy shit! Did you see that dude's Bush Temper? I don't think they'll ever be able to remove that condenser from home boy's ass!
by NavlemNosaj January 11, 2016
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The medical phenomenon of a woman gaining the ability of being able to bear and give birth to twins after being fisted. It is widely accepted in medical circles that woman who have not been fisted previously cannot fall pregnant with twins
"Did you hear Sophie had twins?" "well u know what they say a fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle".
by Learners scholar August 10, 2017
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George H. W. Bush

Mr NWO himself.
George H. W. Bush mentioned the NWO many times
by ehnowthen August 25, 2024
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