A person who knowingly procrastinates even though something has to be taken care of within an allotment of time and then pushes the responsibility of the task onto someone else, making them a cheesy boner.
Bill was a cheesy boner and made Tom complete all of the work to make sure the project was done on time.
by Fireman 28 September 18, 2014
the type of weird, oddly sexual excitement gotten from something usually entirely non sexual. one can get a manus-boner from anything they're passionate about, but the original definition was weapons. traditionally a manus-boner was gotten only when looking at cross-sections of guns, listening to explosions, or gunshots, or watching swords being forged. however just like with the other kind of boner, everyone has their own tastes, and the definition was expanded to include the moment when good writing, an especially impressive freerunning manoeuvre, or even a piece of music makes you stop, and savour the moment creepily. now it can be used to describe just about anything that makes your one weird friend shudder with pleasure as if being edged except for anything actually sexual.
"dude. i was watching man of arms yesterday, and they made a chainsword from warhammer 40k. biggest manus-boner of my life"
*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"
*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"
by borbersk May 06, 2020
by Boner Batter February 12, 2011
by 5444tvfshm8 November 27, 2018
a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning
by fghj8889999 June 22, 2021
"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
by TheCubesicle September 13, 2013
The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time
by Lork Banana-Larry November 15, 2021