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Rainy Boner

A term to describe people who get really excited when it rains.
Its raining, bet Ichi's got a rainy boner
by Wizardboii August 15, 2021
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Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.
Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.
by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020
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fanny boner

you get a fanny boner in your clit

By Mia leverington
Adam walked past today And it gave me a fanny boner
by Super Billy's super willys February 12, 2017
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Pedo-boners

A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.
(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|

I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
by ReizeiAkiyama August 6, 2022
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Balkan Boner

When you have Balkan rage and then you start getting aroused from the rage flowing through your penis
Oh my God Daxton got a Balkan Boner!
by Hal Wilkerson May 2, 2025
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Dumpster Boner

A 'dumpster boner' is the satisfaction one feels when finding a highly desirable free item in the trash and/or a curb find.
I totally got a dumpster boner when I found these naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine in the trash!
by Scroaty McScroatface September 9, 2022
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anger boner

It’s when you get so angry your dick becomes erect
Man my boss pissed me off so bad I popped an anger boner and everybody looked at me weird
by Lukey bhole December 12, 2021
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