When your tongue is sore from licking a ball sack and you were very dehydrated so when the tongue tries to lick the ridge of the wrinkles in said ball sack, the dehydrated tongue gets sore without the proper lubrication.
Eve: "OUCH!!!"
Adam: "oh my, are you okay, what happened?"
Eve: "I have bag tongue. I tried to eat these potato chips but I forgot I got bag tongue when we fooled around last night"
Adam: " You should stay hydrated during our long sessions of love making."
Adam: "oh my, are you okay, what happened?"
Eve: "I have bag tongue. I tried to eat these potato chips but I forgot I got bag tongue when we fooled around last night"
Adam: " You should stay hydrated during our long sessions of love making."
by 214L September 20, 2019
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1. A man who breaks up with his girlfriend, on Christmas... via text message.
2. A man who sleeps with a girl who is in love with him (though he is not) just to satisfy his own sexual needs.
3. A man who says he is in love but is out the door because things don't go his way.
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