by The.Person.In.Your.Closet December 04, 2010
A loser, who cannot make puns to save their life. Also, extremely uncool. (This message was approved by Kanye West)
SCENE 1: STREET
A sprawling, urban jungle - everything is concrete, and in shades of grey. A road splits the street in two, buildings adorning either side of the road. Two boys walk along the street; they're wearing Cool Person Sunglasses (TM).
They stop, and survey their surroundings. They have an air of nonchalance; everyone can tell that they are, in fact, the coolest of the cool.
A third boy stumbles through the street; from his walk, it is evident that he is Not Cool. He sways as he walks, and looks ridiculous. As he passes the other two boys, he attempts to greet them by giving a strange, faux-salute. It's another misguided attempt to be cool.
As this third boy leaves, our two heroes converse:
BOY 1: That guy is totally, like, uncool.
BOY 2: A veritable font of uncoolness.
BOY 1: Uncool to the power of 8, one might say.
BOY 2: In fact, I'd go as far as to say that he fits the label of.... "an apeeling banana".
BOY 1: So uncool.
Boy 2 nods in sage agreement.
BOY 2: The uncoolest.
END SCENE.
A sprawling, urban jungle - everything is concrete, and in shades of grey. A road splits the street in two, buildings adorning either side of the road. Two boys walk along the street; they're wearing Cool Person Sunglasses (TM).
They stop, and survey their surroundings. They have an air of nonchalance; everyone can tell that they are, in fact, the coolest of the cool.
A third boy stumbles through the street; from his walk, it is evident that he is Not Cool. He sways as he walks, and looks ridiculous. As he passes the other two boys, he attempts to greet them by giving a strange, faux-salute. It's another misguided attempt to be cool.
As this third boy leaves, our two heroes converse:
BOY 1: That guy is totally, like, uncool.
BOY 2: A veritable font of uncoolness.
BOY 1: Uncool to the power of 8, one might say.
BOY 2: In fact, I'd go as far as to say that he fits the label of.... "an apeeling banana".
BOY 1: So uncool.
Boy 2 nods in sage agreement.
BOY 2: The uncoolest.
END SCENE.
by OdinNorse7 May 08, 2014
Barney B: ‘bruh i’m so hungry’
Nina: ‘have some fruit… maybe a banana?’
Barney B: ‘nah bro it’s banana b’
Nina: ‘have some fruit… maybe a banana?’
Barney B: ‘nah bro it’s banana b’
by neenor the fire engine December 10, 2021
Barney B: ‘Nina i’m so hungry… foooood’
Nina: ‘Have some food…maybe a banana?’
Barney B: ‘Nah it’s banana b (mouldy)’
Nina: ‘Have some food…maybe a banana?’
Barney B: ‘Nah it’s banana b (mouldy)’
by neenor the fire engine December 10, 2021
A cult that is made out of loving bananas you will spend your time in the woods building around the culture. You will befriend a polar bear named banana you will love him until you die in the banana cult in the forest of bananas.
We traveled to the BANANA CULT
by BANANABOY! November 01, 2022
by Beau Beezy January 13, 2018
You know, at the end of the day we are all just banana holders.
The complex nature of a banana holder's mind.
You are such a banana holder.
The complex nature of a banana holder's mind.
You are such a banana holder.
by Devil Dude December 25, 2023