"I watched an all day marathon of the Facts of Life and got so many douche chills, I think I now have douche hypothermia!"
by kraeg June 17, 2009
a douche kanizzle is a person or thing doing something over and beyond stupid. a douche kanizzle is worse than a douche bag
by jb1937 December 04, 2007
the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear
"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"
by jewish faced dude October 04, 2011
by nooneyoullfindout October 06, 2012
A person that thinks they're good at a sport, posting constant shit about "grinding😈" Only to then riding the bench come season and complain.
by idubbbz2020 November 29, 2016
A teen/ early 20's male in the late 90's to early 2000's that , like a sheep in a flock, dyed his hair blonde and wore a visor and thought to himself I'm totally awesome.
by Rooster_82 June 04, 2014
Some one with two first names, usually. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence. Thinks that everyone likes them. Does things for attention.
Did you see Zach guy at the bar last night?
Yeah, he's kind of a douche bag
How do you know?
I mean the guy has two first names...
Yeah, he's kind of a douche bag
How do you know?
I mean the guy has two first names...
by Idontknowyou3 April 17, 2016