Bag of ass

When you need a creative insult, you take this.

That science class is such a bag of ass.

by Damienny April 27, 2017

quefy ass

When ur shit is like strait ass sauce running down your rectum like pickle juice in a Taco Bell soft shell taco. It is usually a mixture of liquid shit and piss.

Man, I had major quefy ass this morning

by Cotton candy in my dick hole May 2, 2017

ass warlock

Someone that has managed to climb so far inside someone's ass, that they are wearing them like a second skin.

The Ass Warlock is most commonly found neck deep inside the anus of a superior, either socially or in the workplace.

Jeff: Dude that guy kisses the boss' ass.
Craig: I agree, what an Ass Warlock.

by MrWoodenSpoon June 21, 2017

Ass Cast

The act of ejaculating on your sex partners rectal area and then proceeding to let it air dry so that it leaves a layer or crust.

The lady I picked up at the bar last night fell right asleep after some anal action, she didn’t have time to clean up so her butt hole was totally ass casted.

by JorJorBlinks March 19, 2018

ass slayer

One who takes women home and slays their ass or does anal as some would call it

Last night I went home and slayed Ashleys ass which made me the ass slayer

by The real ass slayer March 27, 2017

Roid Ass

When you only work our your gluts when under the influence of steroids. Tends to result in constipation from muscle density.

After my Gym session, I have a real case of Roid Ass right now.

by UltimateUniverse March 15, 2017

Ass Wank

When you don't have a penis so you masturbate your anus

Friend 1: Man, I was so horny last night but I don't have a dick :(
Friend 2: You should try ass wanking, it's so good

by Superbankai April 26, 2016