Moss Pocket

A vagina that's so stinky and sweaty, it almost has moss growing on it.

Man, I dont know if she was just hot or if she had a moss pocket.

Bitch try to fuck me, she had a gross ass moss pocket.

by SwagMasterCoconuthead September 2, 2013

Gender hot pocket

Someone/something that gives you gender envy but not for present you, but for you in the past.

“He’s just my little gender hot pocket.”

by Omnitronicus January 26, 2023

Pocket Rizz

The kind of rizz you need and pull out when the opportunity to interact with someone attractive catches you off-guard, especially when you have a very small window of time to interact with them. The Swiss Army knife of rizzes.

Drive Thru Worker 1: "Bro why didn't you get that fine girl's number?! You might never see her again!"

Drive Thru Worker 2: "I know dude. I wasn't expecting to see someone like that here right now. And also I was focused on getting her order right, so I just couldn't think of anything in time."

Drive Thru Worker 1: "Mannn you gotta expect the unexpected. Can't get caught flat-footed. You need to get you some pocket rizz."

by dereksn April 15, 2023

Fork in the back pocket

Indicates that the person engages in sexual intercourse with the same sex

Dude, look at that guys fork in the back pocket, he likes men

by Forky boy December 21, 2013

Pockets

Warm sacks for human hands.

Me: I never use these sweatshirt sacks for hands
Someone smarter: you mean pockets?
Me: ...sweatshirts sacks

by Girthymommy March 13, 2019

pocket scrap

The cash in your pocket or wallet.

Trump dropped something like $60, of his pocket scrap, into the bucket at that benefit.

by KidIcarus__* December 1, 2023

booger pocket

1. A vagina. 2. A pocket in an article of clothing, where a child or an adult snot and mucus.

My girlfriend was sick with a sinus infection, so her booger pocket was filled with snot and mucus.

by Steinerwoodwork January 16, 2025