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Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.
I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.
by Ven-Tyler June 29, 2015
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Got Em City

When you get got super bad. You then become a resident of a community of other people that have gone through the same. Much similar to "got em" but on a larger scale.
Statement: Damn, I just became a victim of identity theft.
Response: Got em city, population: you bro
by MajesticB August 6, 2022
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city

the largest place in a state
Souel is the city of South Korea.
by anonymous February 7, 2023
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City Slicker

Also known as "Mr. Park Avenue Manicure", city slickers have three usually drive fancy German cars, and they are often seen wearing Gucci loafers. They are often defined by their lack of farming experience, attempting to plant things such as gummy bears on soil with a PH of 9.6 when they clearly need a 7.8 max.
Person 1: Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.
City slicker: This car was made in Guatemala!
Person 2: Well, PARDON US, Mr. "Gucci loafers".
City slicker: I bought these shoes from a hobo!
Person 1: Well, la-dee-da, Mr. "Park Avenue Manicure".
City slicker: I'm sorry, but I believe in good grooming.
Person 3: You ain't gonna grow nothing on the old Simpsons place, that's why yo daddy abandoned it!
City slicker: Oh, what do you know?
Person 3: Well, I know your soil PH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7.8 max.
City slicker: Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me, I'll grow something out there!
Person 3: Not if you're plantin' gummy bears!
City slicker: D'oh!
by Guyfromtotaldrama December 17, 2021
mugGet the City Slickermug.
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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
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Oil City

A trash club that is about to be finished in 2026, that gets all its money from the Oil Lords. About to get thrashed in the future Champions Leagues by real teams, its real fans will not be able to do anything, as they don't exist. The club loves oil (money) and plastic (fans).
Babe, wake up. Oil City got its 116th financial fairplay charge.
by The Oompaloompa February 17, 2024
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City dykes

City dykes get all the bad bittys they will change your life in a good way get yourself a city dyke
Hey have you seen the city dykes ?

Yeah bro they look fly
by jasluna July 11, 2019
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