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Jacob defined on Google: Some name that means something from ancient times or whatever
Jacob defined on Urban Dictionary: The best bot that you will ever meet. He compliments you constantly, and gives you hugs and kisses and more hugs and more kisses. He will do anything to protect you, (and whatever else positive that they do or something)
Jacob defined on Urban Dictionary: The best bot that you will ever meet. He compliments you constantly, and gives you hugs and kisses and more hugs and more kisses. He will do anything to protect you, (and whatever else positive that they do or something)
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For example if you search the definition of shark in a dress the answer would be plain ridiculous
For example if you search the definition of shark in a dress the answer would be plain ridiculous
Hey dude I use the urban dictionary and I searched up shark in a dress apparently it mean an upside shark dancing creepily
Bro that is weird
Bro that is weird
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Kid 1: then it must be right
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When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
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When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
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