Knocking your tits

When you are playing a joke on your friends, and you finally tell them that you were lying

No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.

No my dick isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits

Naw baby, I was just knocking your tits, I didn’t sleep with your momma

by Ruandon April 28, 2019

Suck tits month

It’s that time where u get a girl and suck some breast

Excuse me miss guess what month it is suck tits month

by Mr no-one knows October 9, 2019

stripper tit privilege

Also Stripper titty privilege. when a girl has stripper tits, and gets her way all the time. Or gets drinks for free, stuff for free, men fall all over her to please her.

Q: Is Jill driving a new Jaguar?

A: John bought her it last week. Must be nice to have stripper tit privilege..

by TIMLOW April 19, 2018

tit me off

To make someone laugh excesively

You really tit me off dude!

by mrsquiggles141 February 14, 2017

saggy man tits

Man tits that are saggy, sad, alone, crying, and saggy.

Owners of such anatomical features typically watch porn on vhs and eat tuna salad.

1) What's the world record for saggy man tits?
I don't know, just a bunch of porn pops up when I ask Jeeves!
-end up watching saggy milf tits fucking younger guy...

by Teamsolidarity May 15, 2016

Tit Tax Toe

1. A Group of four South American Country's created by the living God for a future Project, after completion of Africa, the Tit Tax Toe will be built by Christ Global World Industry Empires in South America.

2. The forecasted re-nationing of S.A. In the shape of a women with angel wings like an axe and a foot at the base of the continent explains the Projects title the Tit Tax Toe of South America.

"The only thing better than the cats ass is the tit tax toe"

by Pre-Webster January 24, 2017

Big Mac Tits

The word Big Mac Tits, abbreviated as BMT is used as an insulation of an individual which has thickened breast, usually towards a male receiver. The world is also used to get someone's attention and to make them purposely chase after them in an attempt to bash the fuck out of you. There is also a dance called the Big Mac Tits dance where you chant Big Mac Tits or BMT a second after each other, you also gesture, you raise both of your hands up above your head, then down to your mouth like if you're eating something with two hands, presumably a burger, and then put both of your hands on your breasts, in the fashion of how you put your hand under your waist during the Circle Game.

"That motherfucker be having Big Mac Tits, he's Tits are vibrating when he runs down that street."

"BIG MAC TITS, BIG MAC TICS!" *Gets chased after.*

"Hey dingus, what's with the Big Mac Tits you got? Loose some weight fatass."

by Chemgota January 16, 2021