national let your daughter straighten her hair day

mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘

it’s national let your daughter straighten her hair day. let her do it!

by bdnsiegebenen September 16, 2023

West Virginia straight pipe

When you fart in the pussy and fuck it and then she queefs it back out.

Me and Nancy did the West Virginia straight pipe last night and that shit hit the spot

by Magnum7240 January 15, 2024

honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.

"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."

by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023

That's straight

The opposite of "That's gay"

Cool, fun, good,

Can be used to express excitement, or willingness for something. But NOT someone

A: Bro that's so cool
B: Yeah Bro, that's straight

A: That'll be fun
B: Yeah it'll be straight

by anonymous April 6, 2024

Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.

Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.

by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024

ripped my throat straight out

The saying rip your throat out or I don’t want someone to rip my throat out or they’re gonna rip your throat out refers to someone getting out on you. Someone charging too much for something.

I went to this new guy last week and he sold me some coke. He ripped my throat straight out like his prices were so high. It was unbelievable. I don’t even know why I went along with the deal..

by Emma Masing June 4, 2024

turn her straight

No, no you can't

1: Damn, look at dat ass!
2: That's Paige, she's lesbian
1: Really? I can turn her straight.
2: Dude...

by keyboard8 September 12, 2024