Grandma whatcha making for thanksgiving
I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey YOU NAMMMMEEE ITTT
I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey YOU NAMMMMEEE ITTT
by Beans greens potatoes tomatoes November 19, 2016
- my Xbox 360 got the red ring of dead. what should I do?
- paint it green and throw it in the grass
- paint it green and throw it in the grass
by Enrique Licciardi January 03, 2009
when your are fucking a girl doggystyle and you notice a huge booger in your nose. you pick the boogie and proceed to hide it in the girls asshole.
Mrs. Sheppard was acting out of line so i had to sneak a green apple jelly bean, she felt like a jolly rancher.
by Aubrey Beanlands August 16, 2006
NHL player (Washington Caps).
Dan Aykroyd's hockey playing twin. Both are Canadian, look/are overweight and have a receding hairline.
The second most unattractive player for the Washington Caps. His girlfriend's name is Gr8. She eats children and small furry animals.
Drives a car designed by douchebags for douchebags.
Dan Aykroyd's hockey playing twin. Both are Canadian, look/are overweight and have a receding hairline.
The second most unattractive player for the Washington Caps. His girlfriend's name is Gr8. She eats children and small furry animals.
Drives a car designed by douchebags for douchebags.
Mike Green: My name is Mike Lambor-Green-hi!!! Ain't I clever, eh?
Gr8: ARghvgqliwbvü098r0z8vgob048tr9^74tz873gtf87u
Play hard I Crosby no good I better I dum dum dum I Stanley Cup I in Brooksy ass I liiiiike it warm
Gr8: ARghvgqliwbvü098r0z8vgob048tr9^74tz873gtf87u
Play hard I Crosby no good I better I dum dum dum I Stanley Cup I in Brooksy ass I liiiiike it warm
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
by missybrightside March 19, 2008
A game played between 2 people. One person puts their hand on the other person's leg and slides it up their leg, toward their genitals, until one of the players gets uncomfortable and stops the game. The object of the game is to see how close person 1 can get to person 2's genitals before someone gets uncomfortable.
Man: Dude, did you see those guys playing red light green light?
Dude: Oh hell yeah man, they went all the way up!
Dude: Oh hell yeah man, they went all the way up!
by StayingWoke258 September 08, 2017
To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.
by Professional Educator September 22, 2020