Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.

There is an old man in the bathtub.

by anonymous May 24, 2021

old scrotum

A wrinkled, but faithful old family retainer

“I say, Sir John, who is that ancient fellow in yonder field? “
“Why, that’s Old Scrotum, our family’s most faithful wrinkled retainer”

by Buzetti of Lilliput December 9, 2020

eight year old

A person who loves screening in Fortnite and Xbox love to ruin it and think they are funny, also usually very racist and somehow doing your mother even though you haven’t heard from this cringe child ever. Calling you gay and furry every second and eats Doritos and screams when parents don’t give him the iPad.

Bro, yesterday I met this eight year old on Xbox live and he said he did my mom, but I told him I’m an orphan and he muted!

by Mr. dickenballs June 27, 2023

11 Year olds

Younger than 10, older than 12. Typically, 11 year old girls can experience puberty, and by this age, unless you're held back a grade, you are officially in Middle School.

11 Year olds don't suck, they are just angry from the work. That's why they tell unfunny jokes, they just want to relieve stress. Don't be ageist, some 11 Year olds are cool and actually mature with humanity.

by aPeerson February 20, 2024

snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Old Forester

Referred to as the best whiskey money can buy, Old Forester is a classic whiskey. Not only do the slight notes of vanilla and oak within the whiskey bring a smile to one’s face, but the overall affects of the whiskey are what make it special. People will often times find themselves cutting Old Forester with a large cube of ice, but after several glasses the taste overwhelms them and they can’t help but drink it straight. It is known that once an individual has drank several glasses, they unlock a new part of their brain.

“Dude did you see OJ won the spelling bee at the Ruckmoor? He got a free bottle of Old Forester and then proceeded to drink 5 glasses of it. He started speaking in tongues after the 5th glass!”

by The_Kernel…. March 18, 2025

The Old Cremator

when a bunch of old sweaty men get together in a sauna and partake in a diddy party

"Yo bro i was at the pool and went into the sauna and joined in on The Old Cremator!"

by Goontavious III Gonnius II March 26, 2025