michael alangoodjr

That guy who was a dick at the Dave Matthews show in Atlanta, that one time.

Don't be Michael Alangoodjr.

by cocoapuffz September 25, 2018

Michael

Biggest Weenie Hut Jr. ever to live

Michaels a weenie Hut jr. because he gutters every time at the bowling alley.

by Enjbwrtghewfguiegfuegf May 5, 2022

Michael

A god with a massive penis and being completely ripped, especially his legs. No other one dares no challenge him. All girls want to marry him and stay with him.

Girl: let me pray so one day I can fuck the god Michael

Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.

by All the women in the world November 23, 2021

michael jackson

he was messed up and died from drugs but hey he could sing

mom: son what should we listen to?
me: ooh michael jackson please
the cat: mrow :>

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021

michael

bitchless forever he aint eva gettin hoes

person 1: is that michael?
person 2: ya heard he cant pull anyone includin a blind chick loool

by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022

Michael

Michael is the name of a guy who’s hard working and determined. He’s a man who puts others first because of the kindhearted way he lives. He is a guy you go to for advice but also is a stud with ladies. He is handsome yet smart and everything any girl could want.

Here comes Michael I hope he likes me too

by Mrs Wolf June 25, 2021

Michael Jackson

One of the GOATs of music
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?

That's pretty much it. Michael Jackson-A nigga who turned into a chocolate nigga. Who sung and danced really well. And liked boys.

by Mike Oxlong_69 February 29, 2024