andrew john hurley

the drummer for fall out boy as of take this to your grave
he is a straightedge vegan who's drumming idol is
dave lombardo from slayer

he's number 5 on my drum god list

also
he never spins his sticks

because only bad drummers do it

to cover up how bad they are.

hey did you see andrew john hurley spinning his drumsticks at the fall out boy concert last night?

what are you talking about? only bad drummers spin their stick!! his pinkie never even came off the butt dumbass!!

by codork May 28, 2009

Why Hello John

A sketch comedy group from New York City that known for their ability to make awful material that is still marketable.

Chad: "Did you see the new Why Hello John video?"
Terry: "The who video?
Chad: "Why Hello John, they did the Saxing PSA video"
Chad: "I went home in a rage and struck my wife because that video was so bad.

by Ain't no shabby cabbie May 26, 2011

John Do ak

When you are having sex and (accidentally) kick your girlfriend in the face, causing her nose to bleed.

Dude, last night I was screwing my girlfriend and then I pulled a john do ak on her, so after I finished I had to rush her to the hospital.

by You'reatowel December 28, 2008

Saint John Payne

To be honest this shit hole is just full of mainly black people who just refuse deodorant like it’s 50p from home bargains you cheap cunt sort it out #wewantourcountryback

“Have you heard about the stinky god squad?” “Oh what? Saint John Payne cunts” “yeah, they FUCKING REEK”
#wewantourcountryback #EDL #Usedeodorantyoustink

by Joe millilitres May 9, 2020

John Mulaney syndrome

Acts kinda gay but is straight

Tommy: hey bro you act kinda gay sometimes.

Jimmy: Well I actually have John mulaney syndrome!

by Jackson prock September 25, 2020

St. John's wort

The best damn legal alternative to weed or marijuana. Some people don't know about it but It's sold in the medicine ailse and you don't even need a prescription. The high is not as strong as marijuana but it has the same effects. After taking two pills you will feel mellow and calm. Your thoughts will have thoughts. You can't cry because you're so drugged out. You body will get a little warm. You will be happy for no reason. It's awesome when listening to jazz or slow music.

I use St. John's wort when I'm too broke to buy weed.

by dawnmusic May 11, 2016

The John Wilkes Booth

During a movie or play, you must sneak up on a man with beard and/or top hat and proceed to blow your load in the back of his head. After you're finished, successfully break your leg while fleeing from the scene.

Joe: So how'd you get in the hospital?
Desmond: I gave Charlie The John Wilkes Booth Charlie last night at The Nutcracker.
Joe: Good job, boii!!

by joesimmons March 17, 2011