Alex J

Pretty decent guy. Can’t handle his spice and can only cook using recipe cards. Basically an ambulance driver. Full of surprises in the bedroom.

“Should I call 999 or an Alex J?”

by Betty1847 November 25, 2021

J Guri

A god.

"Who the fuck is J Guri?"

by JGuri March 19, 2021

J

Why use virgin Latin alphabet to write letter J, when you can instead use chad Roman numerical numbers?

Jogged jelly jiggles.

by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter

Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdrzseawq June 7, 2023

J Crew

A herd of privileged white people

After the J Crew arrived, the party lost its vibe.

by JRogue October 29, 2019

J-Blader

A nickname used for someone with a first name beginning with the letter J. Some may make a joke that the person stabs and/or talks about stabbing a lot.

D-Dog: J-Blader pass me that knife. Byut don't stab me.

Josh: Dude i told you not to call me J-Blader.

by Mnayin May 1, 2009

J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014