Dead On Arrival

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.

"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."

by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023

Dead thighs

When your thighs get tired, sore, or cramp up during sex.

Hold on for a sec I got dead thighs. Let me go get some Gatorade right quick.

by MLowrey November 01, 2018

dead xd

DEAD XD: When you laugh so hard you die

I sharted when i was dead xd

by Allyc; March 20, 2018

dead scratch

Start again, rise from the bottom, back on track after serious problems.

If anyone can start over from dead scratch, it's you.

by Lazy Seal May 13, 2018

The dead can hear you

This means that someone is shouting so loud that even the dead can hear them. This is a very dramatic phrase that emphasises the deceased.

Mark: HELLO, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Chris: the dead can hear you.

by NutCracker288 December 10, 2021

Deaded

A fail of some sort or if someone falls or if actually someone dies in used in a sarcastic way of the word dead. - izzy henderson

I’m sorry i hung up my phone got deaded

by lilpeepsgirl January 07, 2021

Deaded

Deaded is what you do to a daffodil once it's flower starts going over. You pinch the flower off so the goodness goes back to the bulb for another year.

Those daffodils need to be deaded or they won't bloom next year.

by Triple B December 19, 2016