Baltimore Back-Hand

The act of bitch slapping a women in the face with you cock

Ruthie was being a bitch to Rick so he whipped out his cock and gave her a Baltimore Back-Hand

by YaSista’sAss November 11, 2021

hand-mouth dyslexic

Noun: One who has hand-mouth dyslexia.

Adjective: Being in a state of having hand-mouth dyslexia.

1. Sam can't say a number and hold up the correct number of fingers at the same because he's hand-mouth dyslexic.

2. Sam can't say a number and hold up the correct number of fingers at the same because he's a hand-mouth dyslexic.

by Shayne Valencia July 28, 2008

shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021

spank my hand

Give me a high five

Great job, man! Spank my hand!

by Tcube July 28, 2017

Hand Hug 5

When you have no idea if someone wants to give you a hand shake, hug you, or give you a high 5. Usually ends extremely awkwardly.

Aww shit, I just had a Hand Hug 5 moment

by talalalh January 25, 2015

Back hand five

It's when your too lazy to turn around or your hands are occupied to give a normal high five so you give a high five with the back hand

Person 1: High Five!
Person 2: I can't I'm carrying my books, but Back Hand Five!
(clap)

by the514slacker February 18, 2011

national hand day

29th August is national hand day, where everyone with sexy hands should share their sexy hands with whatever weirdo likes them. Bonus points for dead looking hands-

'I know someone who would love august 29th'
'why what's august 29th?'
'national hand day duh'

by swagmilf11 August 4, 2021