Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ 

A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ by RebelJosh89 December 17, 2020

put the fucking lotion in the basket 

A slightly aggressive way of telling somebody to put lotion in a basket

Buffalo Bill: It places the lotion in the basket
Catherine: I wanna see my mommy. Please no...
Buffalo Bill: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

put the fucking lotion in the basket by jessbrown February 24, 2021

Russian monkey fucking 

The act of speaking like a Russian monkey, usually used in sexual role play and kidnappings

Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!

Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!

Boy 1- Got damn

Russian monkey fucking by Cockfuckbitchhoeasscuck April 29, 2021

National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day 

May 7. Every fucking time I leave my house on May 7 for some reason nobody can fucking drive.

A: Why is everyone going 35 in a 45 and slamming their brakes?!
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.

National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day by chyler823 May 7, 2021

All that Grabba Fucking With Their Equillibrium 

A saying when someone expresses intense emotion.

"shit... Paul is laughing really hard, all that grabba fucking with their equillibrium"

All that Grabba Fucking With Their Equillibrium by dirty_hotwheels June 30, 2021

Ben is fucking Broke 

Holy shit ben is so fucking broke. I need to go pick up his food stamps because he's so fucking broke. Oh my god he's broke as FUCK.

Ben is fucking broke bro. Hes going to fetch water from the well.

Ben is fucking Broke by FuckULiam July 31, 2021

i run this fucking camp

An iconic line said by Max from Camp Camp

A series by RoosterTheeth

“Cut out? I run this fucking camp”

i run this fucking camp by LanceyLance August 10, 2021