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The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a girl. See also: Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).
Girl 1: Rocky’s a scrappy tough guy, like he’s the junkyard dog bad boy of the group, and I think I could change him. Definitely fuck. Everest is super hot and a lot of fun. She can teach me how to ski and I feel like she’d keep me safe, so marry for sure. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.

Girl 2: Yes, I agree. Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).

Girl 1: Why did you mutter “girl answer” under your breath?

Girl 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
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Hemlocke F. Ever

a Hemlock is a creature of unknown origins to science. they have a natural connection towards all animals, mostly steeds. they are known to bring gifts to its family and friends and are mostly hospitable creatures. they only turn hostile when provoked at unusual times, such as grieving and general annoyance. when angered, hemlocks use their sharp fangs and hand made weapons to attack the opponent. either that, or they flee via flight.
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Hemlocke F. ever

a Hemlock is a creature of unknown origins to science. they have a natural connection towards all animals, mostly steeds. they are known to bring gifts to its family and friends and are mostly hospitable creatures. they only turn hostile when provoked at unusual times, such as grieving and general annoyance. when angered, hemlocks use their sharp fangs and hand made weapons to attack the opponent. either that, or they flee via flight.
"That Hemlocke F. Ever is pretty neet."
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