Smurf Dick

Someone who owns a Smurf Dick - a cock which has been man-handled and eventually turned an unworldly shade of blue.

I.e Rhys Farley (a proud Smurf Dick owner)

by EdeenSaawr October 14, 2011

Marsupial Dick

When a man has a pouch surgically added onto his penis.

Dude, I am going to turn my penis into a marsupial dick. I'm going to use it to carry skittles.

by snappleextreme94 November 3, 2011

Pink Dick

A derogatory term used toward rude white men.

"Listen here pink dick, shut the hell up"

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

soggy dick

The sensation of moistness on one's cock after coitus or self-induced ejaculation.

Fuck, I gotta be somewhere in like 5 minutes and I got the soggy dick!

by the_alex February 17, 2008

dick goblin

someone who gobbles on dangerous amounts of flacid man horn.

ahhh Gookey's a dick goblin, he chomps on so much human horn...it's unreal

by blisterin badman 37 January 23, 2009

dick ripper

The one who performs circumcisions on babys when they are born.

Wife: I'm glad our son is getting circumcised.

Husband: I just hope that the dick ripper goes easy on that little guy, he is tender!

by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

baby dick

A little itty bitty tiny penis that can barely be seen. Usually under 3-4 inches. Not something you are proud to show people. Upon being asked this question one with a baby dick will usually be hesitant out of fear from showing said baby dick.

I have a little baby dick.

by Michael Todd Rehmeyer.. January 19, 2008