Maria de Valencia

The Woosh sound a shart makes in Ibitha

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by PhilthyPhonetic July 14, 2022

fabrizio de rossi

amazing human does not matter if he had 5 mins of screentime he is amazing.

"have you heard of fabrizio de rossi?"

"Yes. He sounds great!"

by slayingkween July 20, 2022

Alexander De Luca

Alexander De Luca has a gaping hole right between his two very bony legs.

Hey have you meet Alexander De Luca
YES, he has a huge pussy
Yes I fucked him

by truthwriter9000 July 21, 2022

de pana

de pana: can be used as saying "ong bro"

"marico de pana y yo le dije que no"

meaning bro ong i told her/him no

by tu pana July 21, 2022

Jeaux de Kloet

A traditional south German ball game. A game of 'Kloet' is played by throwing apples at a box filled with empty beer cans. The person who has missed the box the most loses the game. This person is now 'The Kloet' and has to gather enough apples to play the next game.

Me: Wanna play Jeaux de Kloet?

Bou: Sure, but I don't want to be the Kloet anymore

by Kloetje July 27, 2022

De Freshmaker

Insert a single Mentos breath mint into and under the foreskin, making sure to enclose the mint as much as possible. Next, take a sip of Coca-Cola, without swallowing and then carefully hold the penis. Place your lips over the foreskin and slowly release a stream of Coca-Cola into the foreskin. One should hold the foreskin in place, so the chemical reaction pleasures the head of the penis, but also mildly erupts through the foreskin opening. Continue the process until the mint is dissolved or you wish to freshen your breath.

We were on the couch and he had the most beautiful foreskin and I was drinking a full can of Coke, so I decided to give him the De Freshmaker with a Mentos I found in my purse.

by The Dirty Baker August 3, 2022

De Freshmaker

Insert a single Mentos breath mint into and under the foreskin, making sure to enclose the mint as much as possible. Next, take a sip of Coca-Cola, without swallowing and then carefully hold the penis. Place your lips over the foreskin and slowly release a stream of Coca-Cola into the foreskin. One should hold the foreskin in place, so the chemical reaction pleasures the head of the penis, but also mildly erupts through the foreskin opening. Continue the process until the mint is dissolved or you wish to freshen your breath.

We were on the couch and he had the most beautiful foreskin and I was drinking a full can of Coke, so I decided to give him the De Freshmaker with a Mentos I found in my purse.

by The Dirty Baker August 3, 2022