Shower cream

When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.

Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream

by Showercream30 September 20, 2016

Cream cake

A creampie into preferably a woman’s buttocks

I gave her pleaseure, my cream cake was superior.

by Monbernhd December 5, 2021

Cream Beam

Ejaculating into a vagina and then proceeding to perform oral on said hole until point of ejaculation when you proceed to shove their face into their vagina

Give er’ the ole’ cream beam

by Saakio Balli January 21, 2021

chinese ice cream

The term for eating blue waffles.

"Hey Ben how is that Chinese ice cream?"

by Ben shitty February 28, 2017

You're the cream to my crop

When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.

Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.

Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.

by Sydney Aebly August 1, 2015

Berries and Cream

Involves a man cumming, then a woman smearing it on his testicles and sucking it off.

“Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”

by Nomenclature… September 21, 2021

Boston cream donut

When pounding her fart box you cum in her then pull out, and shit and cum run out of her fart box. (Boston cream donut)

I was pounding my girl doggy style the other night and gave her a Boston cream donut!

by Ezmoney March 24, 2023